CultoftheDeadCow
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As I admire the beautiful landscape of Valkenswaard,
I catch rare glimpses of "XXX Corps" caterpillar
tractors in the southern fields, as they clatter
peacefully back and forth, diligently spraying
the fields with liquid manure.
They behave almost oblivious to us poor german
farmers situated in the small village to their north.
We germans have very few tractors of our own and must
manually punch holes into the soil to sow our crops.
Fortunately, we developed a crude device to do this.
Pointing the barrel into the ground, pulling the trigger and
several fartish Brrrrrrps!!! later, Ludwig has planted
three acres of cabbages.
Some among us have speculated this farm implement
could be used as a weapon to wreak great violence
upon our British neighbors but calmer heads
have prevailed.
In celebration of bountiful harvests
we launch fireworks into the night sky,
sometimes catching startled Tommies as they attempt
to steal watermelons from our gardens. No worries,
a few buckshot suffice to send them scurrying
back into the gloom.
Usually though, our nightly vigils pass uninterrupted
with nothing more troublesome than the muted
rumble of distant thunder and the glowing face of
our radium watch dials, steadily ticking away
another blissfully serene night. It's the same
story night after night, day after day
As long as they dont bother us, we dont bother them.
In brief,"Vegetable Stand at Arnhem" is the best farm
simulator on the market. Never before has watching plants
grow been portrayed with such excruciatingly realistic
fidelity. One can only hope the next in the series
will feature more of the same prettying up and dumbing down
which has kept aspiring farmers worldwide, fat, dumb and
happy.
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buuface
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:59 am Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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lmfao
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Pzt_Kanov
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:28 am Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| Marvelous. |
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pvt_Grunt
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:21 am Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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Good old cDc...  |
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ANZAC_Tack
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:21 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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finally, a way i can train my children into close combat!
yes girls, weed the garden, use the m1 flamethrower, then mow the hedgees with a mg42...yes YES! |
espree de corp |
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Hoogley
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:50 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| CC6: The Farmville Cow Massacre |
"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - They Live |
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Sapa
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:23 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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Lt_2nd
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 1:39 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| Haha, Hilarious |
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Therion
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squadleader_id
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:04 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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Very nice review! Thanks!  |
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Lt_2nd
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:07 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| Just curious, how is the cow pathing? Do they roam aimlessy or do they go where you tell them too |
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vonB
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:15 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| Fine when they are in an open field, but you just try and get them through a gate or in the cattle crush... I wonder if CCMT supports loading on cattle trucks? |
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Andreus
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:03 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| When comes the rain barrage in the GC? Having problems to grow crops at arnhem... |
You know, I'm just a normal guy like everyone else. Why, my friends say, "Andreus you're just so cool because you're normal just like everyone else." Yep, normal that's me. - Fallout 2 |
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Tejszd
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:11 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| Very well done.... |
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vonB
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| Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:48 pm Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| Adds a whole new meaning to the title Operation Market Garden. What will be the first Mods? CCMT (Market Trader)?. CC BO (Broccoli Offensive)? CC DOF (Defend Our Fruit)? I think he might have something here.... |
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mooxe
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| Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:00 am Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| Nice touch on the support... |
Join Discord for technical support and online games. |
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kawasaky
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| Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:12 am Post subject: Re: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem |
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| vonB wrote (View Post):
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Fine when they are in an open field, but you just try and get them through a gate or in the cattle crush... I wonder if CCMT supports loading on cattle trucks?
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The word is out that the new CC game will have a stampede option for cow-panzer units! |
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