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#1: pretty sure im not irish... Author: ANZAC_Tack, Location: Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:49 am
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went to a local fine wine and food show day at hamilton, newcastle,australia yesterday, it was also st patricks day celebrations(day or 2 early to some). so i thought, what the hell, a U2 cover band where doin fine, and i went and got my First "guinness"......

...........and my last!

by crikies what mud water!

ive tried hundrens of beers,in canada,usa,sweeden,singapore,and local stuff, love mexican,german beers,even tried local Tooheys Old, but it was the most crap beer in the world!

shit it took 2 tooheys extra drys(on tap) and a new york cut soirloin steak burnt black(mmmm dam yanks, must be from some army training camp, cooked there's for like 2 mins both sides! it was neally alive!)

got me guts whrn't half rotten that night! putrid beer!

#2: Author: pvt_Grunt, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:34 am
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LOL a beer Tack doesnt like! Now we know what to stock the fridge with when he comes around Wink

ps Tooheys old is the MOST crap beer in the world.

#3: Author: Pzt_Rasalom, Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:34 am
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Guiness can sometimes be like that Tack. Its not really a start-up beer for us aussies. Should have gone with Kilkenny first. Couple of pints of that and Guinness actually will seem better.

Best not to have more than two thought.
Piss out your ass all the next day! Laughing

#4: Author: Pzt_Rasalom, Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:36 am
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and i have to agree with grunt.

Tooheys Old?

Only marginally better than Tooheys Gold. Or XXXX for that matter.

Just remember, Not all QLDers drink the beer with no name! Rolling Eyes

#5: ps. Author: ANZAC_Tack, Location: Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:44 am
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yeah ill give kilkenny a run next.

down at the rocks, sydney i had old reliable heineken on tap, and some pommy stuff, all quite resonable mid range beers.

my ancestory can only be traced to "left from belfast 1880's" or maybe kicked out, but UNFORTUNATELY NOT A CONVICT! that would be something awsome, be great grandad was a coppa for some time then a teacher! how the standards have fallen!! there where a prodistant lot,with engrish background. thats all we know...honest!

me mum left with family 1950's from denmark, heaps of picks me 'morfar' grandad with beer at building sites, no religion YEAH NOW WHERE TALKING! gerry made him build bunkers,which he added salt(shootable offence, weakens concreat) and was local resistance delivery lad.

#6: Author: dacman82, Location: Perth, Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:00 pm
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you guys obviously havent tried Emu Bitter then...

#7: Author: God4Saken, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:09 pm
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pvt_Grunt wrote:

LOL a beer Tack doesnt like! Now we know what to stock the fridge with when he comes around Wink

ps Tooheys old is the MOST crap beer in the world.

I'd have my fridge stocked with Chardonnany if Tack ever graced my house with his presence. But Grunt if you think Tooheys is the most crap beer in the world, then you obviously haven't tried West End Beer from South Aus. That stuff has been urinated out of the crotch of a possum, with a serious bladder and urinary tract infection.

#8: Author: roonburg,

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:16 pm
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West End is some bad stuff. The one and old time I ever got drunk on alco pop crap. It was that or west end. The only drinks there were. Anything that sells 30 cans for $30 can't be that high quality.

#9: Author: kweniston, Location: Netherlands

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:47 pm
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Ah, you can wake me up for a nice clean cold glistening pitchblack guinness any time, ah, heaven on earth is just a pint of guinness away.... Razz

(im serious)

#10: ! Author: ANZAC_Tack, Location: Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:57 am
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kwenston

u r serious? how? im told its an aquired taste, like having ur head kicked in,run over by a bus? terrorist attack? OHG it was so bad! i physically felt ill after drinking 1/2! my sister in law took 1 sip,neally spat it out, my wife chugged most the rest,but could not finish it! what filth! i even let it warm in the sun and tried again...no better!

and sorry saken, but l i like unwooded chardonnay,black label mmmm

#11: Author: Pzt_Rasalom, Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:25 am
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Emu Bitter?

God how horrible. Mad

My old boy tells of the time that the beer strike.
So many bad beers.
Southark(spelling), Abbots, SP Lager

Never again.
Could be worse. Could be Crown.
Who wants to drink old VB?
Goddamn yuppies. Rolling Eyes

#12: Author: Pzt_Rasalom, Location: Brisbane, Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:28 am
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Emu Bitter?

God how horrible. Mad

#13: Author: pvt_Grunt, Location: Melbourne, Australia

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:52 pm
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I've had some pretty rotten homebrews as well, the ones where the guys couldnt wait the 10 days for it to settle properly.

My mate used to make a homebrew stout! You had to drink that one sitting on the can 'cause it was going straight through ya! Embarassed

#14: Author: Pz_Meyer,

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:08 pm
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pvt_Grunt wrote:

I've had some pretty rotten homebrews as well, the ones where the guys couldnt wait the 10 days for it to settle properly.

My mate used to make a homebrew stout! You had to drink that one sitting on the can 'cause it was going straight through ya! Embarassed

LOL, must have been a triple dog dare!

#15: Author: Blackstump, Location: Hunter Valley Australia

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:57 pm
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ive tried them all... southwark and westend are the pits in that order, somthing about the torrens river i presume.. tho coopers sparkling ale is a real beaut beer, next worse is NT bitter followed closely by emu and swan ale then cascade, even so there all better then guiness and chardonay

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