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  Topic: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem
CultoftheDeadCow

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PostForum: Close Combat Last Stand Arnhem   Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:07 am   Subject: player review of Vegetable Stand at Arnhem
As I admire the beautiful landscape of Valkenswaard,
I catch rare glimpses of "XXX Corps" caterpillar
tractors in the southern fields, as they clatter
peacefully back and forth, diligently spraying
the fields with liquid manure.

   They behave almost oblivious to us poor german
farmers situated in the small village to their north.
We germans have very few tractors of our own and must
manually punch holes into the soil to sow our crops.
Fortunately, we developed a crude device to do this.
Pointing the barrel into the ground, pulling the trigger and
several fartish Brrrrrrps!!! later, Ludwig has planted
three acres of cabbages.

    Some among us have  speculated this farm implement
could be used as a weapon to wreak great violence
upon our British neighbors but calmer heads
have prevailed.

    In celebration of bountiful harvests
we launch fireworks into the night sky,
sometimes catching startled Tommies as they attempt
to steal watermelons from our gardens. No worries,
a few buckshot suffice to send them scurrying
back into the gloom.

    Usually though, our nightly vigils pass uninterrupted
with nothing more troublesome than the muted
rumble of distant thunder and the glowing face of
our radium watch dials, steadily ticking away
another blissfully serene night. It's the same
story night after night, day after day

    As long as they dont bother us, we dont bother them.

    In brief,"Vegetable Stand at Arnhem" is the best farm
simulator on the market. Never before has watching plants
grow been portrayed with such  excruciatingly realistic
fidelity. One can only hope the next in the series
will feature more of the same prettying up and dumbing down
which has kept aspiring farmers worldwide, fat, dumb and
happy.

 
 
 
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