Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:09 am Post subject: Birds and Bees for modern age.
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male!
Forget words,actions will show your true ambitions!The Battlefield,In many cases, the terrain of a battlefield can be the best resource a commander has. A clump of trees, an abandoned house, or a drainage ditch can all be powerful tools in the right hands
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject: mmm
not a joke a kami.
Forget words,actions will show your true ambitions!The Battlefield,In many cases, the terrain of a battlefield can be the best resource a commander has. A clump of trees, an abandoned house, or a drainage ditch can all be powerful tools in the right hands
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject: mmm
actually this morning i was dreaming i was in the amazon jungle.
and trying my hardest to strangle an oversize anaconda
then i woke up with both hands on me cock!
Forget words,actions will show your true ambitions!The Battlefield,In many cases, the terrain of a battlefield can be the best resource a commander has. A clump of trees, an abandoned house, or a drainage ditch can all be powerful tools in the right hands
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:46 pm Post subject: LOL
Quote:
Lordy: actually this morning i was dreaming i was in the amazon jungle.
and trying my hardest to strangle an oversize anaconda
then i woke up with both hands on me cock!
LOL,
One of those time one is lucky not to have the gun under the pillow…
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:39 pm Post subject: Re: mmm
ANZAC_Lord4war wrote:
actually this morning i was dreaming i was in the amazon jungle.
and trying my hardest to strangle an oversize anaconda
then i woke up with both hands on me cock!
This morning I woke up shipwrecked......
-Hands clutching the mast and dead Seamen everywhere!
Today while standing idle against the barrier fence, on a construction site. A beautifull young blond woman, came up to me an asked if " i had the time ? " i told her i was on my break and had twenty minutes, but with my expertise and training i could be ready in 30 seconds and most probably have the job completed in 3 minutes... she gave me a thoughtfull look, and said if it takes that long to look at my watch, she now understands why it takes so bloody long to get these buildings finnished !!
Today the same beautifull young blond i first layed eyes on an talk to a month ago. Was walking past again and stoped to ask how the job was going, small talk got serious fast and i asked her if she enjoyed sex ? she said " im not your type, im not inflatable"... i was devastated... i told her i had a 'hard on" she said "that didnt count as personel growth " damn i love this woman...
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:55 am Post subject: mmm
was staying at a hotel on the weekend,which had a mirrored ceiling.
i didnt ask for it honest
and dont mean to horrify ya but i sleep naked!
anyhow nothing eventful happened in room where i could of possibly used the mirror.
but fuck me dead the next morning.
i woke up to see a naked guy skydiving right at me tugging on this huge ripcord!
Forget words,actions will show your true ambitions!The Battlefield,In many cases, the terrain of a battlefield can be the best resource a commander has. A clump of trees, an abandoned house, or a drainage ditch can all be powerful tools in the right hands
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