papa_whisky wrote (View Post):
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'Your honour I would put it to the court that despite the overwhelming evidence of my clients guilt, and his total lack of remorse, he should be unconditionally pardoned as he has clearly demonstrated that a good sense of dress both during the undeniable crimes committed but during the trial.' The defence council looks over at some of the witnesses 'The same could not be said for some of the witnesses who for much of the time during which the crimes where committed wore striped pyjamas!'
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