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pvt_Grunt

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:03 am Post subject: Flame War! Reply with quote

Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned (good natured) flame war is there?
I'll start with my old CC4 bud platoon Michael

pfc Michael's so lame when the enemy offers a ceasefire he accepts it!

Next up !
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QM

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:31 am Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Nuthin like a wannabee Aussie with two fists as his avatar...

That makes no sense at all, but....have at thee!! Razz


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QM

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:37 am Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Oh...and couldn't flee from the battlefield even if there was a flee button

click

flee dammit

clickclick

goddam it flee

clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

aaaaaargh fffffflllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  Bugger.


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schrecken

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:38 am Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

nothing hurts like hard words from the supply clerk!



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platoon_michael

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:24 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Figures a flame war would be started and continued by descendants of hard criminals.
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vonB

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:44 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.  I fart in your general direction!

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vonB

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:45 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

platoon_michael fell in a bucket of wet cement, and looks like becoming a hardened criminal!  ta-daa!

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platoon_michael

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:52 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Vonb's Momma is so hairy that most people believe her native language is Wookie.
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pvt_Grunt

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:06 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

schrecken wrote (View Post):
nothing hurts like hard words from the supply clerk!
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... who thinks a mortar team is for a frontal assault  Rolling Eyes
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pvt_Grunt

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:07 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Schreken's hygeine isn't bad - he changes his underware every Sunday whether they need it or not.
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schrecken

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:32 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Quote:
... who thinks a mortar team is for a frontal assault


This would also include Bazooka/schreck teams.

Ok..he won't be looking here so i think I'm safe...

Games Programmers are called code monkeys 'cause they work for peanuts and can't follow instruction (nothing to do with their facial features)
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platoon_michael

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:02 am Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?









     It's not worth shitting on.
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schrecken

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:06 am Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Quote:
Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?



but they don't.... unless they fly down side up over North America
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QM

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:31 am Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

schrecken wrote (View Post):
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... who thinks a mortar team is for a frontal assault


This would also include Bazooka/schreck teams.

Ok..he won't be looking here so i think I'm safe...

Games Programmers are called code monkeys 'cause they work for peanuts and can't follow instruction (nothing to do with their facial features)


Fine words from a confirmed salad dodger.  I'm sure a certain programer I know would like to hear that.  I am open to bribery by the way.  
I've still not heard back about that ring I sent the email about to you, just ignore me as always.

Zook teams are fine to lead into battle. Firepower to the fore. I once new a bloke who sent a solitary armoured car forward two battles in a row in the GW GC and decimated the contender.  Problem was that the contender called the HA down on him on the third battle beacuse he followed the road all the way each time.  Hahahahah, looser.

Oh wait..that was me  Embarassed


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Flamethrower

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:08 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

did somebody say Flame War?

Know why sperm is white and pee is yellow? - so Aussies can tell whether they are comin or goin
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vonB

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:41 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

And what better to join in a Flame War than a Flamethrower?...
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pvt_Grunt

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:52 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

One for Mooxe in his absence...

Why do Canadian couples like doggy style?

So they can both keep watching the hockey.
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Flamethrower

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:31 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Mooxe's home town has been practicing Zero Population Growth for years...
Whenever a 13 year old girl gets pregnant.....her 40 year old uncle leaves town
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QM

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:42 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Flamethrower wrote (View Post):


......

Know why sperm is white and pee is yellow? - so Aussies can tell whether they are comin or goin


Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.  Smile


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platoon_michael

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:56 pm Post subject: Re: Flame War! Reply with quote

Just so you guys know QM stands for QueerMan.

Ever notice how Flamethrowers posts and Queermans always post come together?


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